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Will love, strength and courage prevail to reveal the resiliency of the human spirit?

You’ve got cred and hops and smarts and all that other shit, and your favorite celebrity has a tattoo of a Harley motoring across his throat. Here’s an example: You interview for a job at Starbucks.

“I look forward to receiving some of your ‘ravishing delights’ this evening, Miss Scarlet.” Like sugar sprinkled on top of the cherry, baby. Use your private investigator skills and dig deeper. Due to legalities, if she is SMART, she won’t answer them. Sure, ask her about the weather or if she had a good holiday, this is YOUR chance to vibe her out too, but never get too personal. Oh, and guess what, don’t ask her anything once you arrive at her place either. What, you thought that if you called at am after getting out of the bar that she is waiting in her healing sanctuary, fully shaved and showered, dressed in lingerie and nibbling on strawberries waiting for your beckon call? I know the horny hits ya at a certain hour and you finally get the nerve to call her, but give her at least a few hours notice, buddy. And for Christ’s sake, LEAVE A MESSAGE on her voicemail.

If you really want to be charming, somehow slip some of the text from her ad into your conversation. Most likely her ad is in code filled in with a bunch of gibberish poetic fluff that never gets to the point. Don’t ask risque, crude, demanding or revealing questions. Or she may ask for another provider’s name and number who can verify your good standing, although that may take days. It is HIGHLY unlikely that SHE is a cop OR will call your wife. If you see her a second time, you will never have to go through the grilling screening process again. Go to the ATM ahead of time and take out extra for a tip.

If he saves his money (a big fucking if, sadly), he’ll never have to go on another job interview the rest of his life. Because you’re young and prone to sheep-like behaviors, you don’t fully understand how the rest of the population views folks with neck tattoos.