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And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. That doesn't mean I didn't just go with people." - "Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!

' She was the kind of woman that made you want to drop to your knees, and thank God you were a man! " - "Because I did only have sex with three different guys.

Billy peed his pants." - "Of course I peed my pants, everybody my age pees their pants.

You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants." - "Wow!

It's like that time we were at her parents' wedding anniversary and I told that joke: 'What's the definition of vagina? I was stuck with a case where Zuzu Petals and Art Mooney were battling out for the 'Lamest Clue of My Career' award." The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990) - "I couldn't believe it was her.

I'd always loved Jazz, 'cuz she despised me for who I truly am.

We're ten hours from the f--kin' fun park and you wanna bail out.

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! " - "Apes don't read philosophy." - "Yes they do, Otto.

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" - "All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you f--ked!